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                  云才哥語錄

                   時間:2019-06-29 18:40:28 來源:人生格言 
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                    云才哥語錄

                    1、30歲之前是受騙的年齡,30歲之后是打折的年齡。

                    2、節目之后,我的交友標準還略有提高。時間過了三個月,我的標準也進步了,這就叫與時俱進。

                    3、云才哥:如果我請求你做我的女朋友,而你想說假話,你會怎么說呢?
                  女:你很優秀,但是我需要時間去思考并且了解你。

                    4、云才哥:那么我問你,你是經常說假話呢還是從來沒說過假話呢?
                  女:我是真的不會說謊的,如果我說謊全世界的人都會知道。

                    5、云才哥:我知道了,如果她說的是真話的話,那我的燈會亮著的。我覺得你是一個非常非常完美的人,為了讓我們在座的男同胞增加一點信心,你能夠談一談自己最大的缺點嗎?
                  女:我是一個內心非常脆弱的人。

                    6、云才哥:我就是檢驗一下她說的是真話還是假話。

                    7、云才哥燈被滅了后,說:順便說一下,你說的是真話。(誰來分析一下這些話的內涵)

                    8、云才哥:“如果你有本事就把我的燈滅了。我就要看看你有沒有這個本事。”
                  結果3分鐘之后燈滅了云才哥說:“生死有命,富貴在天。”

                    9、云才哥:“話說女生看到男生,都是會有一定緊張感的。那你現在、看到我不緊張,是不是不喜歡我呢?”

                    10、又過了一會兒……云才:通過我觀察后發現,你現在是不緊張了,我倒是點緊張了……我在想你這么優秀的女孩會不會滅我的燈呢?所以我越想就越緊張了……嗯……

                    11、像她這么高的個子,我如果和她在一起的話,每天都要仰望她,日久天長,脖子都會仰酸了。

                    12、我講的方言,是具有自主知識產權的。

                    13、我怎能跟鳳姐扯到一塊?她是靠自我膨脹取寵于網友和觀眾,而我不靠這個,我靠的是自主知識產權。

                    14、節目播出后收到千封女孩來信,有幾封是罵我的,這我能理解,因為信太多了,她們想引起我的注意嘛。

                    15、云才哥:像你這樣標準的美人,到這舞臺上來相親,周圍的人可能會說你是哪根筋錯了。(經典語錄 www.lz13.cn)包括我在內,有人說你這么好的條件,為何找不到對象,還要一而再、再而三地去當相親釘子戶。對這些看法,你是怎么解釋的?
                  世姐冠軍:我主要是想上來,會一會云才哥。
                  何炅:云才哥你自己的理由是什么呢?
                  云才哥:我是這樣解釋的。我有一位很好的畫家朋友,有一次到外地去寫生畫畫。一名老太太看到他作畫,非常驚訝,說:“你這人真窮,居然連一臺照相機都買不起!”著名畫家買不起一臺傻瓜照相機是不可能的。就像你條件這么好的女孩子,不可能找不到對象。你敢于走上這個舞臺,就跟畫家一樣,不是用照相機去照,而是用畫筆來描繪自己未來的美好。

                    16、男嘉賓:我之所以熄燈,是想把這位美女讓給云才哥。
                  云才哥:你是把我當成施舍對象,把這位世姐當成了施舍品。其實我和她都是出來寫生的,我的畫中有她,她的畫中有我。

                    17、云才哥:有一位明星也叫楊鈺瑩,也是唱歌的。萬一將來你唱歌唱出名堂來了,唱紅了,楊鈺瑩說你是冒牌,冒充她唱歌,你怎么辦?
                  女:我是做銷售和管理的,我的嗓子也不好,剛才你見識了。我只要成為我老公心中的明星就行了,不是大眾心中的明星楊鈺瑩。

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